Sometimes it’s not easy being a fashun blogger - suffering alone in the dark replying to endless emails and trying to come up with new and creative ideas to work midi skirts and flared trousers.
Some people were born into struggle and some people were meant for it.
Zanita was really neither - but she did complain alot about Tennis Thumb - an injury she sustained whilst going on a extended ‘Like Rampage’ on instagram.
She sought a real solution for her maladies - not just a quick fix… for too long she’d used Twitter, Whatapp, Tumblr, Instagram, Snapchat and Youtube as a crutch. She had even in her darkest hour - turned to Weibo… But realised she couldn’t read Mandarin. *sad sad music plays from tiny violin*
She was left only to turn to the most trusted place on the internet, a mystical place called Reddit. Help! - she wrote - I’m a fashion blogger and I’m suffering! I’m drowning in emails and I’m addicted to social media! What shall I do?
And then, the Oracle spoke.
‘Take your credit card and leave this place. ‘
Zanita couldn’t believe she hadn’t thought of it before now. RETAIL THERAPY. Of course!
She grabbed her phone and ran for the door - hailing down the nearest cab and insisting the driver take her straight to the nearest Harvey Norman Store. She knew exactly what she needed.
Later That Day… Zanita was grooving like it was 1999 to the smooth sounds of Michael Jackson through her Harmon Kardon boom box. She could fit it in her suitcase! The Joy!!
Zanita was finally taking the right steps to mending her funk - but there was still something missing! After a quick flick through Harper and Harley blog, THIS post inspired the direction of the quest….
THE RIGHT CAMEL COAT FOR HER SKIN TONE!!
She questioned why she hadn’t thought of it before… Every girl needs a good camel coat - but when that coat compliments the very tone of your skin… why, that’s literally wrapping yourself in confidence!
Zanita raced straight to her computer, saved the Amex offer and clicked her way to the source of an incredibly vast range of camel coats - in varying tones from honey to latte to soy machiatto.
She found what she was searching for HERE - and boy! Was this blogger on the mend. The Retail Method cured her of her woes.
It’s a MIRACLE!
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